"Mazarin" (Mazarin)
08/12/2014 at 10:42 • Filed to: None
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"Mazarin" (Mazarin)
08/12/2014 at 10:42 • Filed to: None | 1
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So I figured I'd share it again, just because:
And the winner of the big prize is !!!error: Indecipherable SUB-paragraph formatting!!! , who turns back the clock for a little split personality routine upon the 1967 half-restored Toronado:
It's like if Robin Williams were to restore a car:
Hello, come with me into my garage. I've got a '67 Toranado. *CREEEEAK* I was thinking of restoring it no wait... I could just leave it alone! But that would be a waste of a fine automobile do I darest leave this jewel unpolished? Let's see what the enviromentalist says! *opens door to frothing, drooling, and maniacal beast* YEAAGH CRUSH IT! MAKE IT INTO DIET COKE CANS! *slams door and leans up against it* Perhaps there is a better answer for this? What about only doing half of it? Yes that way I can have my cake and get the milk for free! *scans audience*. . . MAYDAY! MAYDAY! THEY'RE NOT BYUING IT! Release the enviromentalist! *door swings open* SNARRRGG FILL THE INTAKE WITH SAND! STORE IT IN A BASEBALFIELD IN OHIO! *slams door*
FUCK YOU! WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME ANYWAY!?
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http://jalopnik.com/5807140/cotd-g…
$kaycog
> Mazarin
08/12/2014 at 10:46 |
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Ah, the good old days.